Hey, remember how I used to control the moon?

This was awesome. Incredibly stupid but in the best sense. I laughed, and almost peed since I had to pee. Great job.

Implied beastiality never looked so good.

Yep, I said that.
:D

Pretty funny

It's almost like a never ending movie... one retard becomes the next retard's donor. XD

I could stare at this for hours.

Awesome.

Also, wow, if you just happened to match up the "computer pixel" graphic up with exactly one pixel on your monitor, everything else would be proportional, too. The whole universe. Deep. I love it.

Shouldn't be on Newgrounds.

This game sucks. There's no strategy at all; you can't beat hardly any of the bosses, it freezes all the time and if you right-click and select "play," it doesn't just unfreeze the game, it skips to the part where the boss dies, except sometimes, YOU die instead. It needs work, but fixing it is probably a waste of time anyway.

Pretty good

It was a challenge, I got stuck about halfway through. I think maybe the nail above the red door should've stuck out a little more. The graphics were good, but I wasn't too impressed with the animation itself. Not that it was extremely bad; I'm just not a fan of tween-based movement. I also think the ending was a bit cheap, couldn't the game have been any longer? Everyone was so afraid of the Beast, but no one thought to use fire against it?